Wednesday, March 10, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK NORRIS


Chuck Norris turns 70 today!

I feel like I really dont need to say anything about him. I mean he's Chuck Norris haha.
Anyway, Here are some of the famed Chuck Norris jokes:

  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

  • Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes

  • Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

  • According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

  • In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

  • Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

  • What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

  • Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Want to buy a Chuck Norris shirt to commemorate this special day?

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