HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK NORRIS
Chuck Norris turns 70 today!
I feel like I really dont need to say anything about him. I mean he's Chuck Norris haha.
Anyway, Here are some of the famed Chuck Norris jokes:
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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